Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Geico Cave Men

Talk about the ultimate moronic Geico commercial. Geico must have money to burn. The first cave-man commercial was mildly amusing. The second one is mildy gloid. In this insipid commercial, the Geico hatchetman meets the two Neanderthals at a restaurant. Apparently these two boys are a couple, which just goes to show that Geico is a lot more liberal than their main stockholder. The more fey of the two Neanderthals decides he just can't eat after remembering the dismissive remark about the cave-men. Cave-boy is traumatized. The only thing missing is Joe Piscopo as The Prehistoric Cave-Man Lawyer to show up at the dinner table threatening to file a Class Action lawsuit because his two clients have been traumatized. Who writes these awful Geico commercials?

Update October 2007: The stupid ass Geico cavemen are now starring in their own Cavemen television series on the worst network, ABC (Another Boring Channel). This piece of shit idea began airing last night, and hopefully it will get cancelled by next week, if not sooner. The Cavemen series and the commercials are a testament to the stupidity of Americans, and the fact that the media thinks that Americans are dumber than blocks of wood, bags of rocks, or knitting yarn. The Cavemen are dumbing down America! Don't watch that Cavemen crap, and pray it gets cancelled immediately!! Better yet, maybe Jessica Alba will join the cast and give herpes to the neanderthals!! Then again, maybe they would rather get it from Derek Jeter. After all, they are prehistoric switch-hitters!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

OH man, I can't believe anyone would bad mouth this commercial.

I don't mean to offend you (though I don't see anyway around it in this case) , but you must have NO sense of dry wit or humor in you.

This commercial is one of the funniest I have ever seen.
And most everyone I know to have seen it would agree.

It is its complete lack of logic that makes it so silly.

But I digress,
everyone needs their own opinion I suppose.

Anonymous said...

I have worked in advertising for over 30 years and think the "caveman" commercials are some of the funniest and wittiest commercials I've ever seen.

It's frequently been said that humor and intelligence are related. Have you had your IQ tested lately?

Anonymous said...

I agree completely. I first saw the comercials a while back and immediatly wanted look on the internet to find out who the actors are in reality. How many comercials accomplish that? I love the comercials and actually able to associate Gieco with it.

Anonymous said...

Count me as another fan of these commercials. They're hilarious!

Anonymous said...

I don't like the cavemen. I like the gecko better. I think the cavemen commericals make the GEICO look like they didn't do their homework and make the company look insensitive to minorities. I know it is supposed to be a spoof however I do admit it does it's job. When ever it is on TV we look up (and that is the point of a commercial).

Anonymous said...

Someone that works in advertising is questioning someone else's IQ? Good thing we got idiots to kick around.

Anonymous said...

Someone that works in advertising is questioning someone else's IQ? Good thing we got idiots to kick around.

Anonymous said...

Those Geico Cavemen are a great example of how society has gone to shit. If the cavemen are "creative" advertising, then what can we expect from the rest of the crud?

Anonymous said...

Lighten up. Those commercials are hilarious. Don't you have a sense of humor for the ridiculous?

Anonymous said...

I will never use geico even if its free. There ads are annoying as hell and never end . I see them on billboards, toll booths, they are on radio, tv, mailings just about everyday, sponsoring different parts of sports games on sports walls. It is utterly ridiculous and another example of corporate Americans taking its masses for morons... Oh and by the way whats with the stupid gekkos accent in America and gekkos are slimy hmmmm

Anonymous said...

omg every single one of the geico commercials suck.. cavemen were tolerable but not interesting and the geckco i could strangle..but the money with eyes are the most unimaginable piece of crap advertising ive ever seen .

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