Victoria Principal looks like her head is on top of a post. Did she play Yoda in the last Star Wars prequel?
Wayne Newton has a face like a baby's butt. Another one with tiny eyes thanks to plastic surgery.
Priscilla Presley looks like she is either a vampire or she is using the skin from a cadaver.
Mickey Rourke always manages to look more hideous in every mug shot.
Kathleen Turner looks like Joe Louis after 75 fights.
LaToya's nose looks like it is about to collapse into her face!
Liza Minnelli has never been pretty, especially now.
Marlo Thomas! What happened to That Girl? Why is her nose crooked?
Melanie Griffith was a hot babe once. Now she could scare the devil if he woke up in bed next to that face!
Barry Manilow's face looks like a baby's butt. Look at how tiny his eyes have become.
Look at how stretched out her skin is! Even around her nose it looks like it is about the crack open.
Donnatella Versace is living proof that all that hard partying catches up with you sooner or later. She looks like she was Mike Tyson's girlfriend for a few rounds.
Florence Henderson supposedly bagged some of the Brady boys, but I wonder if she had a glass eye back in those days? Shagging her now has to be something like a journey into mystery.
Gary Busey looked insane his entire life. Getting older has just taken it to the next level of scary.
Janice Dickinson is a celebrity thanks to reality TV shows. Would you want to go to her beauty camp?
Jerry Jones will be auditioning for the role of the Crypt Keeper when Tales From the Crypt gets a remake. Being a billionaire has done nothing for his skull-face.
Jessica Lange was always a crazy woman, and now she looks like a crazy old lady.
Jesus, what happened to her? She looks like she got her surgery at K-Mart.
Another ugly chipmunk face. At least you know Joe never got by on his looks.
Look at those little scars behind Burt's ears and under his chin. Look at how stretched out the skin around his eyes has become. His face looks like the leather cover over a drum.
Victoria Principal looks like her head is on top of a post. Did she play Yoda in the last Star Wars prequel?
Wayne Newton has a face like a baby's butt. Another one with tiny eyes thanks to plastic surgery. 
Priscilla Presley looks like she is either a vampire or she is using the skin from a cadaver. 
Mickey Rourke always manages to look more hideous in every mug shot.
Kathleen Turner looks like Joe Louis after 75 fights. 
LaToya's nose looks like it is about to collapse into her face!
Liza Minnelli has never been pretty, especially now. 
Marlo Thomas! What happened to That Girl? Why is her nose crooked?
Melanie Griffith was a hot babe once. Now she could scare the devil if he woke up in bed next to that face!
Barry Manilow's face looks like a baby's butt. Look at how tiny his eyes have become. 
Look at how stretched out her skin is! Even around her nose it looks like it is about the crack open.
Donnatella Versace is living proof that all that hard partying catches up with you sooner or later. She looks like she was Mike Tyson's girlfriend for a few rounds. 
Florence Henderson supposedly bagged some of the Brady boys, but I wonder if she had a glass eye back in those days? Shagging her now has to be something like a journey into mystery. 
Gary Busey looked insane his entire life. Getting older has just taken it to the next level of scary.
Janice Dickinson is a celebrity thanks to reality TV shows. Would you want to go to her beauty camp? 
Jerry Jones will be auditioning for the role of the Crypt Keeper when Tales From the Crypt gets a remake. Being a billionaire has done nothing for his skull-face. 
Jessica Lange was always a crazy woman, and now she looks like a crazy old lady. 
Jesus, what happened to her? She looks like she got her surgery at K-Mart. 
2 comments:
You know everyone will get old unless they die young so I really think people are pretty cruel making fun of the fact that nature is going to stomp across all of our faces in time. These people are trying to make themselves look better. Unfortunately plastic surgery can make things worse for some. Just remember you will get there. Be nice, old people need love too.
The trouble with these old people is they don't want to be old! They want to try to stay young and it ain't happening. Give it up! Here's an idea: age gracefully instead of trying to cheat time. I guess it's hard letting go of movie star good looks, huh? I guess they would rather roll the dice and take a chance on looking like a circus clown. Pathetic.
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