Rocky, a 360kg male grizzly aged five years, bit Stephan Miller on the neck during filming at an animal training centre in California. Miller's cousin, Randy, who set up the centre, said the bite occurred during "playful" wrestling by what was a "loving, affectionate, friendly, safe bear". "It hit him in a very vulnerable spot," Randy Miller told the Associated Press. "It happened so fast. We did what we had to do to stop the bear. It took a matter of seconds to get him off, but it was too late." Pepper spray was used to subdue the bear and paramedics arrived shortly afterwards but could not revive Miller. Rocky was being filmed for a promotional video for the Predators in Action centre in the San Bernardino Mountains at the time. The centre's animals have appeared in some of Hollywood's biggest films including Gladiator and The Last Samurai. It was set up by Randy Miller to train wild animals to perform, and to recreate animal attacks for Discovery Channel and National Geographic documentaries. One of its stunts is a reconstruction of the illusionist Roy Horn being mauled by a tiger during a Siegfried and Roy show in Las Vegas. "I'm not blaming the animal," Miller said. "We're fast and efficient if there's a problem. These kinds of scenes I do, we're putting ourselves in a vulnerable position a lot." In 1999, Randy Miller came under fire from animal rights groups for arranging a wrestling match between an Alaskan grizzly and a weightlifter. Rocky's fate has not been decided. Because the attack was on a private site it is outside the jurisdiction of state authorities, which would otherwise have had the power to destroy the bear.Comment: Sad that the trainer got killed, but even sadder that TV, commercials, and Hollywood have to f*ck with animals so much and so often. Leave the poor creatures alone, God created them to live in their nature, not to be performing un-natural tricks for their human masters.






























One time he called the wrong number. He knew it was the wrong number even though the man on the other end would not admit it. (what a fucking genius!)
He is left handed. And right handed. His sister is the town whore.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. He likes to dress up as Santa Claus on Halloween.
His charisma can be seen from space. He also likes to wrestle young boys and give them beer.
If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men's lower intestines. (a fat old man who drinks beer probably has a large gland)
He is the most interesting man in the world. (why is there another guy in the picture? Is Mr. Dos Equis a switch-hitter??)
Then the scratchy voice of someone who sounds like a hard-core smoker and gutter-level alcholic comes on and says: "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it is Dos Equis." then a few seconds later, the same raspy voice says "Stay thirsty, my friends." Get fucked, bastard!
Getting the pandas to procreate has become a major project for any zoos that have gotten their own pandas. The Chinese Government typically sells the pandas for as much as ten million dollars each. Often the pandas are only rented out to various zoos for several years. Any baby pandas that are born during the rental period are the property of the zoos, so there is a lot of pressure to get the pandas to mate successfully. 
This is Ling-Ling and her baby Wing-Wong. A few minutes after this photo was taken she ate the cub.






These are panda chips.
Several companies have come up with ideas for serving healthy panda meat in school cafeterias.


Panda wrestlers tag-team with real pandas and fight bears on Serbian TV.