Hey everybody, have you heard the news?
Nicole Richie is pregnant! She isn't married, and she hasn't exposed the list of potential fathers.
Some say it might be an alien.
Nobody thinks it could have been Paris Hilton.
We can only wonder for now which celebrity friend did the deed.
Maybe somebody that likes girls that have the body of a young boy???
The genetic potential of mixing the Jackson Family DNA with the Lionel Ritchie DNA is mind-boggling! The result would be a pop-star who could start making records by the time he/she was five years old...
Is this the future Lionel Jackson??
Nicole Richie is pregnant! She isn't married, and she hasn't exposed the list of potential fathers.
Some say it might be an alien.
Nobody thinks it could have been Paris Hilton.
We can only wonder for now which celebrity friend did the deed.
